I'm going houseboating this weekend...
. How dare you tease us with good times then not post up pics?!
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I'm dying. I'm sitting at my office, I am wobbling around here sitting at my desk, and when I speak my voice sounds like a a drunken bum gurgling and rubbing sanding blocks together. My patience sucks right now and I have already been mean enough to our receptionist that she called me a meanie and walked away. She's still in her probationary period so she better shape up. So f-you. 
(I apologized to her.)
Pics are at home along with my camcorder, but it's a digital so it'll transfer easily enough. Shitballs I just realized I don't have firewire in my laptop anymore since my old one got stolen. Whatever I'll figure something out. I'll likely have to throw the 10 second makeout video into the hotties section and link it from here but it's pretty awesome.
Pics of roommate exist, but the memories in my head of her on this trip are the bestest. No hookup with her, but this girl has never been more cuddly and affectionate towards me. I made some joke about her needing to give me a hug immediately (we don't touch eachother much) and she dove from 6 feet away and tackled me on a chair and got a little more affectionate with her mouth as well. Then she decided she wanted that documented and did the whole thing again on camera.
We had an awesome dirty dance party which turned into a foam party as a result of the dish soap we put in the hot tub, and all the people from other boats showed up at our place. I spent about 4 hours on Friday night being dirty with my friend who was the only other one into getting nekkid and spending the night walking around the boat with me, hot tubbing, jummping in the lake, and---well you get the picture, all without clothes. Awesome images in my head from that night, we'll see if any surface on peoples' cameras.
Not thinking at the time, I'd been driving the boat for a couple hours and decided to bail out of the driver's window without shutting the boat down. Took about 5 minutes for anyone to realize nobody was driving, though one guy did see me floating and threw a noodle off the boat. That took about 10 full minutes to swim to. I'm fat, and I smoked a couple hundred cigarettes over the 4 days. I swear I almost died trying to get to anything that might save my life. But I made it. (I celebrated with a smoke and a bottle of rye with a straw in it)
All in all, a great time and I'll definitely be doing that again. I'll tell more play by play with some of the pictures when I get em. The pics I took on my roommates camera are way better than mine so I'm robbing her of them tonight. Guess I'll avoid posting my nudity from the waist down. Don't want you boys getting too excited.
(I apologized to her.)Pics are at home along with my camcorder, but it's a digital so it'll transfer easily enough. Shitballs I just realized I don't have firewire in my laptop anymore since my old one got stolen. Whatever I'll figure something out. I'll likely have to throw the 10 second makeout video into the hotties section and link it from here but it's pretty awesome.
Pics of roommate exist, but the memories in my head of her on this trip are the bestest. No hookup with her, but this girl has never been more cuddly and affectionate towards me. I made some joke about her needing to give me a hug immediately (we don't touch eachother much) and she dove from 6 feet away and tackled me on a chair and got a little more affectionate with her mouth as well. Then she decided she wanted that documented and did the whole thing again on camera.
We had an awesome dirty dance party which turned into a foam party as a result of the dish soap we put in the hot tub, and all the people from other boats showed up at our place. I spent about 4 hours on Friday night being dirty with my friend who was the only other one into getting nekkid and spending the night walking around the boat with me, hot tubbing, jummping in the lake, and---well you get the picture, all without clothes. Awesome images in my head from that night, we'll see if any surface on peoples' cameras.
Not thinking at the time, I'd been driving the boat for a couple hours and decided to bail out of the driver's window without shutting the boat down. Took about 5 minutes for anyone to realize nobody was driving, though one guy did see me floating and threw a noodle off the boat. That took about 10 full minutes to swim to. I'm fat, and I smoked a couple hundred cigarettes over the 4 days. I swear I almost died trying to get to anything that might save my life. But I made it. (I celebrated with a smoke and a bottle of rye with a straw in it)
All in all, a great time and I'll definitely be doing that again. I'll tell more play by play with some of the pictures when I get em. The pics I took on my roommates camera are way better than mine so I'm robbing her of them tonight. Guess I'll avoid posting my nudity from the waist down. Don't want you boys getting too excited.
Pics of female nudity or Ban!!! 
