(the real fun starts with some of the most recent signatures -- i've been laughing so much my stomach hurts )
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Declaration of Cease-Fire

From: http://www.petitiononline.com/1600Penn/petition.html



To: The People of Earth
DECLARATION OF CEASE-FIRE
AMERICAN FORCES STAND-DOWN ORDER
DEMAND FOR JUDICIAL PROCEEDINGS


To:

United States Joint Chiefs of Staff;
All members of Office of the United States of America;
All Governors of the united States of America;
All Adjutant Generals of the united States of America;
All Senators and Members of the House of Representatives;
All members of the Executive Branch of the United States of America
All Supreme Court Justices


CEASE-FIRE

We, the Ground Commanders of the Galactic Federation, in concord with the Forces of Light and the People of Earth, find it incumbent upon ourselves to declare an immediate and perpetual cease-fire of all hostilities and subsequent withdrawal of all occupying forces in the Middle East commencing December 15th, 2004 and continuing until such time that planet-wide recognition of this declaration may take effect and all provisions fully implemented.

Any individuals, regardless or rank or stature, found in violation of this Declaration of Cease-Fire will be held in violation of a Galactic Federation Field Order and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of Galactic Law and the laws of the land.

Basis in Fact

Whereupon finding irrefutable prima facie evidence indicating:

Execution of Iraqi invasion was based upon fabricated evidence;

Ongoing occupation is in violation of local, domestic, and international law;

Unconscionable and egregious human rights violations fulfill definition of crimes against humanity;

Elections goal for Iraq to be superfluous;

Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) to be nominally nonexistent;

No imminent or immediate threat by Iraq existent to justify a self-defense preemptive strike;

Al Qaeda to be an extension of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA);

War on terrorism is predicated on events of 911 not fully investigated and true terrorists are not openly identified;


ORDER TO STAND DOWN

To the Joint Chiefs, Generals, Admirals, Officers, Non-Commissioned Officers, and soldiers

With the orders given to you to carry out this war being adjudicated as illegal orders, you are hereby ordered to stand down. Recognizing that the orders issued to you for execution of this war were fraudulent on their face, you have a moral and legal obligation to cease and desist carrying out the fraudulent orders and to comply with a stand down in this matter. A well-established principle of law states that fraud has no statute of limitations, and its presence vitiates any and every contract, agreement, or order from its very inception. Those orders for aggressive military action in Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Middle East are hereby revoked, rescinded, and repudiated. The original orders were fraudulent on their face, as has now become apparent, as full disclosure was not provided.

Continued execution of an illegal order is a dereliction of duty. You have a responsibility to yourself, your troops, and to the American people via their bona fide elected representatives. Given that the election of November, 2000 and the subsequent election of 2004 were fraudulent, those continuing to issue you orders are not true representatives of the American people and their direction has no basis in fact. This document, by those undersigned as direct representatives, gives greater cause for validity to this order.

We make demand upon you to terminate aggressive actions. We will invoke the doctrine of estoppel by acquiescence, because we can prove that your fiduciary responsibility to your soldiers to not unnecessarily put them in harm