A huge fistfight broke out at the Cavanaugh-Clancy wedding, resulting in all participants going to the local jail, where they appeared before the magistrate. "I`d like the Best Man to stand up, identify himself, and explain to the Court what happened here", said the judge. The Best Man stood up...."My name is Sean Kelly, your Honor....after the bride and groom were pronounced man and wife, I asked the bride to dance with me....she did, and when the band played the next song, we continued dancing, and then continued into the third song, at which point, the groom leaped over the table, and gave the bride a fierce kick in the crotch". "My God, that must have hurt !" grimaced the judge. "HURT ????" cried Sean, "It broke three of me fingers !!!".