maybe someone will play a game of global thermonuclear war.

 

Then we could play the game all over again

 

Well.. It would solve the burial/cremation issue..mmmmm Who'd play the music. Jan likers Luder's so far

 

If I hid underground when the bombs went off would it mean that I would be buried and cremated at the same time.
Depends how close I was to the epicentre I suppose

 

awww, you guys didn't catch my Wargames reference "shall we play a game?"

 

Josh3io

Duh!!!!

Ri..ght . You mean with the U.S.A. sort of holding a 'Full House'

 

Cremation is great for claustrophobics, burial for agrophobics

 

LOL.. Somebody ought to tell Andy about the possibility of 'waking up' in that box Aaaaaaagh

It's just occurred to me Muz, that if I wanted to pick some native Aussie music for your service there's only 'Waltzing Matilda' and 'The Ballad of Ned Kelly' to choose from...... Isn't there?

 

I'd liked to be cremated and would like my wife to spread my ashes all over the desert while driving in the Jaguar S-Type and listening to Sting's "Desert Rose"

 

Oh no .. we have many more culturally significant songs than that...

You can get it jumpin'
You can get it pumpin'
You can get it pressin' a suit
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer
And the best cold beer's VIC
A LONG COLD VIC
You can get it liftin'
You can get it shiftin'
You can get it any old how
Matter o' fact, I got it now

... is just one that springs to mind