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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 05:58 AM
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VTEC_Junkie, from what I know theres good bacteria and bad bacteria in your GI Tract. The doctors call this good bacteria "friendly flora". Antibiotics supposely kills all bacteria, good and bad. But the good ones take time to reproduce, allowing the bad ones to grow rapidly and take over. The bad ones produce a lot of gas, so you fart a lot. Do you have bloating or other symptoms?

PS I can't believe we're having a serious discussion about farting!
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 06:02 AM
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^ nope. no bloating. just lots of farting and the occassional diarhea... actually, come to think of it, i haven't been crapping as much either. when i go to the bathroom, it's just mostly gas and a little poop, whereas before it was a lot of poop. i'm still eating the same amount as before, although i'm eating different stuff...
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 06:20 AM
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im officially grossed out now
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 06:39 AM
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http://www.beanogas.com/
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by VTEC_Junkie,Oct 7 2004, 12:52 AM
dude, i'm serious. this is becoming a nuisance. i've been doing 10-15 sec farts the whole day. wtf!! damn fibers!! i guess when you're in public and hold your fart long enough, enough gas gets built up to form those 10-15 sec farts. and this is happening like once an hour!! i went out to dinner tonight, and i literally had to excuse myself from the table 3 times just so i can go outside and fart...
dude, omg dont you hate it when your in class and you forgot to eat breakfast and your damn stomach makes noises, loud noises. then you have gas also, but your holding it in. oh man you know how much you sweat trying to hold it in, while trying to control your tummy noises. oh the horror.
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by VTEC_Junkie,Oct 7 2004, 08:50 AM
actually, i want to sit in your car with the top up and windows up...
don't forget to turn the AC off.
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 06:59 PM
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and the heat on!
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 08:03 PM
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Hi !

Make sure to drink a lot of water (coffee or tea not included because they are diurectics). Usually try to incorporate fiber into ur diet gradually. 5-15 ml of fiber 1-4 times a day. Drink as much as 240 ml of water with each fiber loads. Fiber can cause intestinal obstruction if u don't drink enough. How they work is by increasing ur stools volume and stimulating intestinal peristaltism...Side effects: flatulence and distending of stomach ! Remember to drink a lot of water ! Hope this helps...

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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 09:15 PM
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Hey Wait don't Stop......because we need you to



Eat MORE BEANS!!!

AMERICA NEEDS GAS!!!!
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Old Oct 7, 2004 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by dohc,Oct 7 2004, 08:03 PM
Hi !

Make sure to drink a lot of water (coffee or tea not included because they are diurectics). Usually try to incorporate fiber into ur diet gradually. 5-15 ml of fiber 1-4 times a day. Drink as much as 240 ml of water with each fiber loads. Fiber can cause intestinal obstruction if u don't drink enough. How they work is by increasing ur stools volume and stimulating intestinal peristaltism...Side effects: flatulence and distending of stomach ! Remember to drink a lot of water ! Hope this helps...

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that's good advice. thanks.
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