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I've decided to become a write in candidate.

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Old Apr 23, 2009 | 07:38 AM
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1) "1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart's policy, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it."

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes

GOD BLESS AMERICA .
Old Apr 23, 2009 | 07:50 AM
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Amen.
Old Apr 23, 2009 | 09:19 AM
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Raptor in 2012
Old Apr 23, 2009 | 09:23 AM
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2 & 9 are horrible ideas. Global economic collapse is not a good thing. 7: Politicians have no business interfering with pro sports IMO. The whole congressional steroid witch hunt is ridiculous. Steroids are illegal. Let the law deal with them and the individual leagues decide if the offenders will be allowed back in after the sentence is carried out. Other than that, you gawt muh vote.
Old Apr 23, 2009 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Apr 23 2009, 12:23 PM
2 & 9 are horrible ideas. Global economic collapse is not a good thing. 7: Politicians have no business interfering with pro sports IMO. The whole congressional steroid witch hunt is ridiculous. Steroids are illegal. Let the law deal with them and the individual leagues decide if the offenders will be allowed back in after the sentence is carried out. Other than that, you gawt muh vote.
and 3 goes with 2/9
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this can be your campaign poster:
Old Apr 23, 2009 | 10:04 AM
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I'd use another photo. . . but gay S&M pics don't go over well here. . .
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 23 2009, 12:04 PM


I'd use another photo. . . but gay S&M pics don't go over well here. . .
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