Here's one I heard the other day....

The Pope has had this tremendous hard on for two weeks and the doctor says that it could cause his heart to fail if it goes on any longer. The pope and his cardinals all meet in secret to discuss what to do about the situation. After much deliberation, they decide that he can break his order of chastity just once if it is for the greater good.

One of the cardinals suggests "It should be a blind woman, so she can not recognize the Pope, and tell the story of his breaking his vow."

They agree and another suggestion comes forth. "She should also be deaf so she can not identify his voice, we must protect His Excellency."

They agree and a cardinal offers a third suggestion, "she should also be mute so that if by any means she can identify him, she can not speak." Again they agree. The cardinals all turn to the pope to ask if there is anything they have not considered.

The Pope replies "She should have-a da beeg teets." (use your best bad itallian accent)




Ba dum bum...........

 

Oh, great, I post this when Pope is taken to the hospital.


I am catholic, love the pope and mean no harm.

 

Yeha, timing is a big part of comedy... keep working on it.

 

I just saw a guy in the hallway here at work the other day and it went like this....


Me: "Hey Mike, you look good. Lost a lot of weight, been working out?"

Mike: "No. I have developed adult diabetes."


I call it foot in mouth disease.

 

Don't you wish you could suck the words right back in?

 

You love a person you've never met/spent time with/gotten to know?

Sorry, I just found that to be a curious statement...

 

MY GOD WHAT POOR TASTE, LOVED IT! Much like the tsunami song. The pope is the kick ass dude for catholics, I'm one of them. We love him because he's a good guy with solid values that represent the majority of the views of the majority of catholics.

 

ahahash... just like asking a fat women when she is due..... and she is like... WHAT? ahhahahah.....

 

You're a moron.

 

I just remembered, the guy who told me that joke with the Popes voice in a bad itallian accent but the current pope is polish. Don't know what a polish accent sounds like.