Have you heard of that new cereal for impotent men?

It's called Nuttin' Rasin' Honey!!

 

Two termites walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "is the bar tender here?"

 

Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

 

The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here." A neutrino walks into a bar.

 

haha awesome. No one i told this to gets it, those news ignorant heathens!

 

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

 

 

Why are there no jokes about Jim Jones?

The punch line is too long. . .


Why are there no jokes about Charles Manson?

He was the leader of a psychotic homicidal cult you sicko!!!!

 

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You'd run away to if your name was "ARRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGHHHAAHHHHHHHHHAA AAAAAAAAGGNH"



How did Helen Keller burn the right side of her face? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the left side of her face? The guy called back.

 

What would Bethoven be doing if he were alive today? Clawing and scratching at the top of his coffin.