Hey all...this thread is in honor of everyone's favorite civic owner, kleeftonSI! I'm sure you all know him for his consistent, intelligent, and humurous posts here on our s2000 forum, but tonight we've got an extra special dosage of the man we've all come to love. After rummaging through his posts for about 5 or 6 minutes i've compiled a list of the top 12 kleeftonSI quotes, and this is why we love him so:

12) There are so many Sis out there that can leave you in the dust, you're just lucky not to have run into one just yet.

11) Again, any S2k wants to pick on an Si in NYC, email me. Get ready to lose by multiple carlengths.

10) You shouldn't be talking with your 9-3, which is also "slow" because it runs 15s stock.

9) So I'll just sit back and laugh at all the stupid posts that you guys keep making about the all so mighty S2000, knowing fully well that it doesn't take much to beat one in a straight line.

8) He probably has tried, and has gotten burned badly by the soccer mom in her Caravan next door, so he has stopped trying and avoids mentioning it.

7) Please tell me where I ever came here talking trash.

6) Go take a shit.

5) But I'll be here as long as there is bullshit flying, whether you like it or not.

4) most WRX's run low 14s without a sweat, and they came out way after the S2ks.

3) I've surely drag raced my POS Civic more than you could ever have dreamed of driving an S2000, and that's why I know more than you could ever know.

2) You, my friend, are exactly what's wrong with people in this world.

1) Oh...and keep sitting on that toilet bowl reading about your dream S2000

Lets take a moment to reflect on these meaningful statements and how they've changed all our lives for the better. KleeftonSI I salute you, keep up the good work!

 

some great lines there.... where does he usually post, in the street encounters or something? I have never noticed him......

 

Pretty much on street encounters, he seems to be the resident expert on drag race matchups and how they should go.

 

I guessed from the quotes he was, went and had a look..... he is a funny guy....

your car is slow coz it only beats me by two lengths over 80 m LOL

 

hahaha, these are great.

"10) You shouldn't be talking with your 9-3, which is also "slow" because it runs 15s stock. "

I would've responded but the thread was locked

 

he's a charmer

 

This is a new deal for me. Somebody, please straighten me out. Why do you guys humor this misinformed, arrogant, little p*ssant, deviant, borderline psychotic dwarf whose cable car doesn't go all the way to the top of Nob Hill and whose intellectual compass has been magnetized by the toxic heavy metals residing in his own sh*t?

 

I have not noticed this guy before, I'll look out for him.
Good quotes.

 

LOL!!

xpander4, great thread, I had no idea he said all that, most of which was absolutely hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

Shamma that's exactly why I did it...when you step back and look at the things kleefton's said here in only a handful of posts, it equates to hilarity. This guy really does crack me up and i'm not humoring him as much as I am myself ... how could anyone not admit it's downright funny?