i dont care how skinny a girl is...most of them if they look in the mirror they see themselves as fat...some are just more comfotable with it than others...

 

Girls just do this so they hear, "You're not fat, you look great." from guys. They know you're not going to say they're fat, unless you're a dumbass. They just like hearing they're not fat all the time, even if they weigh 115lb.

 

if I had a gf and she asked me that, I'd do like the Twix commercial and ram a candybar in my mouth and try to ignore her

if that doesn't work, tease her with the other twix and evacuate!

 

Her "Am I fat?"


You, "Yeah, but I aint to proud to go hoggin once in a while."




But seriously, a girl with a little chubble but a great smile and personality beats a screwed-up-pain-in-the-ass chick like Paris Hilton any day.

 

depends on if you care about getting lucky that night:

YES?
her: 'am i fat?'
you: 'i actually think you could stand to eat a little more'

NO?
her: 'em i phaat'
you: 'sorry i can't understand you, please ask me again after you take that porkchop out of your mouth'

 

^

 

Random insecurity should be met with random reinforcement. . .

 

haha!! that was funny. But seriously, the best response to that is something along the lines of "Id never date a twig...or I like you as you are dont change...or something along those lines...


now if you HAVE date her for like years, then you COULD be comfortable enough to tell her what you really think in the nicest way possible or ...well if you have a problem go sign up at a gym, i like/dont like you as you are...

 

With a straight face tell her she looks like a manatee.

Or if you want to hand her your balls, tell her how great she looks.

 

LMFAO!