Lady Smokers
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Two elderly ladies were standing outside smoking when it began to rain. The first lady, Flo, was amazed when her friend Sadie whipped out a condom with a hole in it and rolled it on her cigarette.
Flo asked Sadie, "Why did you do that?"
Sadie replied, "Keeps my ciggy dry when it rains."
Flo, thinking this a great idea, went to her local pharmacy the next day to get some cigarette protection of her own. The pharmacist was quite shocked when Flo asked for condoms, but literally fainted after he asked her what size she needed and she replied, "Large enough to fit a Camel."
Flo asked Sadie, "Why did you do that?"
Sadie replied, "Keeps my ciggy dry when it rains."
Flo, thinking this a great idea, went to her local pharmacy the next day to get some cigarette protection of her own. The pharmacist was quite shocked when Flo asked for condoms, but literally fainted after he asked her what size she needed and she replied, "Large enough to fit a Camel."
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OK,....so I was a bit misled by the thread title...but one thought popped into my head that I've always lived by relating to the title:
I always hated kissing smokers...but one thing I did notice whenever I dated a smoker, since they were willing to put a cigarette butt into their mouths, just guess what they what else they were easily willing to put in their mouths.
I always hated kissing smokers...but one thing I did notice whenever I dated a smoker, since they were willing to put a cigarette butt into their mouths, just guess what they what else they were easily willing to put in their mouths.
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Originally posted by Luder94
OK,....so I was a bit misled by the thread title...but one thought popped into my head that I've always lived by relating to the title:
I always hated kissing smokers...but one thing I did notice whenever I dated a smoker, since they were willing to put a cigarette butt into their mouths, just guess what they what else they were easily willing to put in their mouths.
OK,....so I was a bit misled by the thread title...but one thought popped into my head that I've always lived by relating to the title:
I always hated kissing smokers...but one thing I did notice whenever I dated a smoker, since they were willing to put a cigarette butt into their mouths, just guess what they what else they were easily willing to put in their mouths.
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Originally posted by Luder94
OK,....so I was a bit misled by the thread title...but one thought popped into my head that I've always lived by relating to the title:
I always hated kissing smokers...but one thing I did notice whenever I dated a smoker, since they were willing to put a cigarette butt into their mouths, just guess what they what else they were easily willing to put in their mouths.
OK,....so I was a bit misled by the thread title...but one thought popped into my head that I've always lived by relating to the title:
I always hated kissing smokers...but one thing I did notice whenever I dated a smoker, since they were willing to put a cigarette butt into their mouths, just guess what they what else they were easily willing to put in their mouths.
I have the same philosophy. LOL.
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