were each traveling through the woods and ran into each other head on -- BONK! The snake said "What's happeninng?" The rabbit said "Beats me, I'm blind." The snake replied "I'm blind, too." So the snake starts feeling the rabbit all over, slithering up, down and around, and said "Well, you're soft, furry, with long ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit replied "That's right." So the rabbit starts feeling the snake all over with his nose and paws and said "Well, you're wet, slimy, and you have no balls. You must be an attorney."

 

Slimy bastards!

 

Snakes are not slimy, though. They're reptiles. Amphibians are slimy.

 

That's because they like water. Frogs are cool. I have many frogs in my house, and I truly love the little critters.

 

Frogs are very cute. Do you have any poisonous tree frogs?

 

Yes, a Poison Arrow frog. Winston has a blue belly.

 

I carried my friend's 12ft Indian python round my neck one time .....

Scared the sh!t out of me, it really did!!!

Bloody heavy as well, but surprisingly unslimy !!!!

 

You're lucky it didn't sqeeze till your head popped off!

 

I know :eek420:

It was actually quite scary having this thing round your neck, knowing that there is nothing you can do if it decides it doesn't like you and wants to pop your head off !!!!