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Let's have some fun with this girl...

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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 11:08 AM
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Default Let's have some fun with this girl...

Alright pimps, playahz and hustlahz,
This girl is asking for some fun. What should I do next?

Well, I travel a lot, meet alot of people, and I'm really bad with remembering names and faces. That said, here's the last few e-mails I've traded with this girl. I have no idea who she is. She initiated it with this.....
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Hi Art,
you are definately a flirt arent you.
I guess that isnt all that bad otherwise you may
have never met me.
Do you remember who I am?
e-mail me back if you dare......

Ta-ta

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You are a stalker. I do not know you. If you are not a stalker, you must prove it by stating where, when, and how we met.

Now you must be thinking that I do not remember meeting you. Of course, this is not the case. I just want to make sure that you are who you say you are. Sending me a picture will help you to prove your identity to me. Not that I don't remember what you look like, because I surely do... but being able to obtain a picture of the one person I gave my e-mail address to in the last 6 months will be proof that you are indeed that person.

BTW, who is "ta-ta". Is that what the boys call you?

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You know you are so naughty for that!!
why do you think I would send a picture of me to
you when you know you don't remember who I am?
I don't solicit my picture over the internet it
wouldn't be lady like.
So now that I have your attention you must be
driving yourself crazy trying to remember who I
am, and or if I am worth your attention but it
seems to me your already captured by me.
Think....Think..
I just love a man with a brilliant mind

Ta-ta sweetheart

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Okay, you win. How do I know you, and why are you calling me sweetheart?
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Artie,
don't sound so negtive,
I will let you know where, when and how we met
but first are you actually married?
Or is this your kind of sex appeal?
Don't you remember who you were talking to at all
or has it been that many women?
Also I care to call you sweetheart because I am
almost positive you are
Ta-ta

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Wow! This is fun! I'm not sure I want to meet you (or re-meet you, I should say). I'm sort of enjoying this anonymous t
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 11:20 AM
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What the hell?!?!

This is how pornos start ....

You go boy, just take it nice and easy.
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 11:39 AM
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Originally posted by Psicho54
What the hell?!?!

This is how pornos start ....

This is how horror stories start
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by VTECnology

This is how horror stories start
pornos and horror stories do have amazingly similar openers, don't they?
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 12:51 PM
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Just watch out for your bunny man!!!!!! That's all I'm gonna say!
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 12:55 PM
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Originally posted by josh3io


pornos and horror stories do have amazingly similar openers, don't they?
hmmm, so it doesn't always start with the pool boy? hmmm.

no idea what to suggest here man. but keeping the mystery open can be quite a fun part of it.
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 08:38 PM
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No porno is complete without the funky 70's jive music. Check around, adding a musical attachment to the e-mail may tune her up. Or.. it may scare her away. Either way should be interesting.
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Old Oct 28, 2001 | 08:41 PM
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"You are a stalker. I do not know you."

hahahahahahahaahah
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Old Oct 29, 2001 | 12:31 AM
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Let us know when it turns out she is really a he.... I can already see this coming...
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Old Oct 29, 2001 | 01:42 AM
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yea, I'm guessin your friends are messing with you.
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