Let's have some fun with this girl...
Ok, if this is how she is before you've even met, think how she will be afterwards. This seems like mind-games galore, so I'm betting it's either some of your laid-off friends with lots of time on their hands, or someone you really do NOT want to meet. $0.02
Sounds like a time for a meet..... have her meet you in a parking lot and have a line of about 15 S2000's roll up, followed by DJ at the end of the line... I can picture it now... may take some high percision driving, but it would be pretty kick ass!






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I bet it is a friend playing a joke on you.