Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How 'bout I
send you a damn book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your
older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How 'bout I
send you a damn book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your
older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!



