Dear Santa,

Up yers. Rools is for repubs and retards. My teecher sez I right just fine. She sez i have self a steam. That is way better. And you better show up with the goods on xmas, or i will higher a lawyer.

sin seerly,

BiLLy

 

That's lawyur to you, Sparky!

 

Dear Santa,

I no how to spell lawyer. I live in Floriduh.

Yoors trooly,

BiLLy

 

I apologize in advance to all our friends from Florida, but I think it should be called Flori-DUH in the context of all the Gore/Bush BS.

 

UniteDUHed States of America. The rest of the civilized free world must be laughing hysterically. Or are they.