A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.

Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now, but as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

 

 

That's awesome. The other day I was caddying for an older couple and the lady ripped off stepping off of the tee box. It was loud, no way I didn't hear it and she had to know that.

I had completely forgotten about that until reading this. Thanks, I have something to tell the roommate now (he's caddying for 'em tomorrow.)

 

 

 

bwahahahahhahahahah

 

Wow, hope they are wearing dipers. Good luck to your friend.

 

funny you mention that, because I am watching caddyshack, and the part where the guy is caddying the old couple just happened.

 

she did one of these:

 

Ahh yes, the Cavashams.

"That's a peach, hon."


I think about that movie, and more specifically that scene, at least once a day. Seriously.