I thought this was pretty funny:

Life - The Way It Should Be!



I think the life cycle is all backwards.



You should start out dead and get it out of the way.



Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.



You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your

pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on

your first day.



You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.



You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous

and you get ready for High School.



You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you

have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...



You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap,

larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an

orgasm.



I rest my case.!!!!

 

ahahahahha thats funny thinking about it that way

 

basically, life sucks then you die the way it is naturally.

 

yes

 

sounds good except you effed up your job for 40 years b/c you didn't really train/study for it.
despite this all the work you did after years start to disappear.
and you know less and less everyday.
and your children disappear before you did.
long time friends cease to know you.
there's more but I have to work now.


I say, enjoy life as it is.

 

such a pessimist.

Is your motto, " The glasses are half empty."

 

no... I just try to look on both sides of the coin before declaring grass is greener on other side. It makes life a bit easier when you have realistic expectations.
especially patient's expectations

 

don't forget your wife starts doing you more frequently, starts performing oral sex, then stops for some unknown reason, gives you a passionate kiss, then is gone.


But then you get to do a bunch of hot and progressively younger girls. Then you can't talk to them. Then they become yucky. For a while they cling to you when you start 2nd grade, but no action comes out of that.

 

EXACTLY as it should be. Wife leaves and you get some hotter ass to replace. Few men achieve this, and those who do get funny looks when they pick up their wives from high school cheerleading practice. Like there's something ODD about it.