Having read a thread in the "Sports" section about short-track speed skating and having the women's figure skating on television behind me has led to an idea which will revolutionize figure skating and eliminate the reliance on fallable judges.

Full-contact figure skating.



(That's not fair. Some people thought Einstein was a bit loopy, too.)

 

this is a bit more than a bit loopy, but it juuuuuust might work!

 

As a reformed Canadian, I can assure you it already exists

 

Nah, they should just turn short track into the ice equivalent of rollerderby. I'd love to see people get flung into and over the boards.