Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said "What a beautiful baby." The mother said "Why, thank you, Johnnie." Johnnie said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Johhnnie,"cuz if he needed glasses he'd be f * c ked ."

 

 

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I call BS. Physicians can't predict what a newborn baby's vision will be until at least 3 years of age.


(don't you hate it when some smartass MD call you out on medical inaccuracies? )