After returning from his honeymoon train trip to Florida With his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in New Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said "Hey Luigi, how wassah da honeymoom?" Luigi replied "Everyting wassah wannaful except for da damn train. We boarda da train. Virginia packa big basket a food, vino, and some nice cigars. We getta hungry and open da basket. Here comma da conductor, wagga his finger: 'Youse no canna eat in dissa car. Musta use Dining Car.' So we go to da dining car, eat a bigga dinna, and open da bottle of vino. Here comma da conductor again, waga hissa finger: 'Youse no canna drink in dissa car. Musta Use Club Car.' So, we go to da Club Car. While drinkin vino, I start to Lighta my cigar. Here comma da conductor again, waga hissa finger: 'Youse no canna smoke in dissa car. Musta use Smoking Car.' So, we go to da Smoking Car and I smoka my cigar. Then Virginia And I retire to da Sleeper Car. We're feelin pretty good and just about to consumate da act a marriage and here comma da conductor walka down da aisle shouting: Norfolk Virginia! Norfolk Virginia!'"

 

6/10

 

 

Funny.

I bet it would be funnier if someone told it it to me that could do the accent really well though. Thanks!

 

Yeah, it sounds better in person.

 

3/10

 

1/10 Just because my damn brain couldn't stop reading this in a Mario voice.

 

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8/10