A male and female on a plane.

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."

(sound of steps)

"This one's empty ... no-one's looking ... you go in first."

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down."

"Have you got the condom? Quick, put it on."

(sniff, sniff)

"Ah perfume - you think of everything"

"This is great....."

(long sigh)

(static on the loud speaker then a new voice)

"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet.
We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline
regulations..."

"Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke
detector!"

 

Good one josh. I must havea dirty mind, since I wasn't thinking about that at all

 

thats pretty funny.

 

figure i gotta tell a moderately clean joke every once in a while