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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 03:09 PM
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[QUOTE=Yellow_S,Mar 13 2009, 10:04 AM] Says one with a Nazi (I mean German) flag under his name.
Old Mar 13, 2009 | 03:27 PM
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 03:48 PM
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Mar 11 2009, 03:59 PM
what gym do you go to, so i can be sure to avoid it...
Old Mar 13, 2009 | 03:51 PM
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what's the difference between eating a girl out and working for the mob?







One slip of the tongue and you're in deep $hit.



now back to some more dick jokes if anyone has got them....
Old Mar 13, 2009 | 03:51 PM
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Old Mar 13, 2009 | 03:53 PM
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wife says:
"you have a big penis but dont please me"



Old Mar 13, 2009 | 04:51 PM
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Brothers,

Must we allow the divisive nature of penis envy to...um...divide us? I insist that you heed the words of Larry David who teaches us that the 'small penis' statement is really just a comparison constructed by women to make us take our gaze away from the real problem...

...that problem being, THE HUGE VAGINA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

~jc
Old Mar 13, 2009 | 06:50 PM
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Brothers,

Must we allow the divisive nature of penis envy to...um...divide us? I insist that you heed the words of Larry David who teaches us that the 'small penis' statement is really just a comparison constructed by women to make us take our gaze away from the real problem...

...that problem being, THE HUGE VAGINA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

~jc
Oh man that was good. Definitely a spin that I never even thought of. The huge vagina hand signal is hilarious:

Old Mar 14, 2009 | 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by LubedKoala,Mar 13 2009, 03:51 PM
what's the difference between eating a girl out and working for the mob?







One slip of the tongue and you're in deep $hit.



now back to some more dick jokes if anyone has got them....
and occasionally the smell of something dead.



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