a man says to his wife...
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A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair?"
A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, "Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away." The next day, the man says, "Did you do what I told you to?" "Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!"
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair?"
A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, "Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away." The next day, the man says, "Did you do what I told you to?" "Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!"
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
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Originally Posted by Yellow_S,Mar 14 2009, 01:24 PM
I was aggravated the moment I saw the Nazi (I mean German) flag under his name. 
My screenname working against me? One has to be extremely stupid (or racist, in the case of that Nazi) not to know it refers to my yellow S2000.
As for the gym, it was only brought up because it's unavoidable to see those tiny-penised white men walking around in the locker room when I need to change. I'm not about to walk around in there with my eyes closed the whole time.
But anyway, move on! I'm not surprised someone with a Nazi (I mean German) flag being racist.
P.S. I don't know about the South, but in the North, white chicks flock to black dudes like a kid's mouth to an icicle.
My screenname working against me? One has to be extremely stupid (or racist, in the case of that Nazi) not to know it refers to my yellow S2000.
As for the gym, it was only brought up because it's unavoidable to see those tiny-penised white men walking around in the locker room when I need to change. I'm not about to walk around in there with my eyes closed the whole time.
But anyway, move on! I'm not surprised someone with a Nazi (I mean German) flag being racist.
P.S. I don't know about the South, but in the North, white chicks flock to black dudes like a kid's mouth to an icicle.
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Mar 16 2009, 06:39 AM
as an american of german descent, i find your false correlations between nazis and all other germans extremely offensive.
And frankly, my opinion is that I find that flag extremely offensive. Any true American would display an American flag and not THAT flag.
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