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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers!

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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 08:06 AM
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Thumbs down Man severs own penis, throws it at officers!
Police said he was, "Just Nuts!"

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 10:26 AM
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I wonder who called to tip the police off. . .
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 10:27 AM
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This must've been Jakub's crowning achievement. He seems to have a head for felonious activity.
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 04:41 PM
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Probably ditched his "Members Only" jacket too!
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 05:07 PM
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I wonder if the police or Jakub will probe any further into this?
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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Dude! Bring your Element to auto-x tomorrow!
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Mar 18 2006, 06:12 PM
Dude! Bring your Element to auto-x tomorrow!
Dude, the band bus has to go to band practice tomorrow!!!
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At least it didn't fly into an officers mouth when he threw it. I can see an officer being "shocked" to see what had happened with the mouth being opened.
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 08:01 PM
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If I was carrying a gun and got an arial mushroom stamp, I would have shot the bastard.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 02:28 AM
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why would they sew the pen!s back?? shouldn't that be physical evidence??
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