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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers!

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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 07:13 AM
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Maybe he cut it off after falling victim to the Wal Mart parking lot scam...

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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 07:23 AM
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He was obviously not aware of the penal codes in that county.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 11:02 AM
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Imagine if he took it, went up to one of the officers, and slapped him in the face with it?... Damn that would be some funny sh*t.

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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 11:30 AM
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When asked to comment on the subject, Jakub exclaimed, "On the way there, some dick cut ME off".
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 09:37 PM
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haha, that's less than 5 miles west of where i live.
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 8kGoodENuff,Mar 19 2006, 12:02 PM
Imagine if he took it, went up to one of the officers, and slapped him in the face with it?... Damn that would be some funny sh*t.

Andre
if an officer allows someone he is trying to arrest that has a foreign object in his hand to approach him, then deserves to be c0ck slapped...
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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sounds like a half-cocked attempt to get some attention. ballsy move to challenge the cops, nevertheless.

i'm guessing he is no longer considered an upstanding member of the community.
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