Well it did happen in new Zealand, so we have to make allowances

A sales manager, who pulled down his pants and pretended to have sex with a statue of a merino ram, told police he was drunk and "just being a clown".

His action was spotted not only seen by a passing policeman, but also by a busload of about 40 international tourists

 

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?
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A pimp!

 

rammin the ram

 

at least it wasn't a real ram