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Old Sep 15, 2009 | 07:37 AM
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...New-Guinea.html

Police in Papua New Guinea are hunting the leader of a sex cult who promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they had sex in public.

The man and his followers fled naked into the wilderness when police tried to arrest them at the weekend, the Post Courier newspaper reported.

It said the villagers in Morobe province, about 120 miles north of the capital Port Moresby, had been promised their banana harvest would increase 10-fold every time they had sex in public.

It said the cult leader was wanted for a range of alleged offences over the past four months, including threatening people and illegal sexual activity.

Inspector Adam Busil said officers had surrounded the man's hut early on Saturday but he refused to come out. The suspect then made a dash for freedom with about seven naked followers.

"He used his two wives as a human shield to avoid being shot at by the policemen," he said.

"They were called on to surrender but they refused."
He said extra officers were being called in to track down the members of the group.
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Old Sep 15, 2009 | 07:38 AM
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ummmmmmm......wtf?
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Old Sep 15, 2009 | 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Sep 15 2009, 09:42 AM
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Old Sep 15, 2009 | 07:56 AM
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Old Sep 15, 2009 | 08:08 AM
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me too
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Old Sep 15, 2009 | 08:10 AM
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me three
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They would love the Banana Club in Amsterdam.
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