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Marriage
With all these divorces, and complaining husbands, I was frustrated about the thought of getting married. This just tops it off: 
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1. Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two
hopefully not a repost.
1. Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two
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Marriage is the best thing ever. I can't even imagine what things would be like without her. She's my best friend and partner.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
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Originally Posted by CKit,Dec 27 2007, 01:46 PM
Marriage is the best thing ever. I can't even imagine what things would be like without her. She's my best friend and partner.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
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Originally Posted by CKit,Dec 27 2007, 11:46 AM
Marriage is the best thing ever. I can't even imagine what things would be like without her. She's my best friend and partner.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
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Originally Posted by CKit,Dec 27 2007, 06:46 PM
Marriage is the best thing ever. I can't even imagine what things would be like without her. She's my best friend and partner.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
I think there's something special about someone you go through your formative years with. When we met, we were both "nothing." We're only where we are because of each other.
Think about the people who mean most to you in your life. They are the ones who were there for you and with you during the most difficult times. If you've gotten through all the difficult times already, I'm not sure the bonding with a spouse is as intense.
But that's just my $0.02.
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Originally Posted by bjohnston,Dec 27 2007, 02:51 PM
Yep, divorce lawyer. Hasn't soured my view of marriage, just my view of some of the people who get married.
to the OP: the post was a good laugh
but of course it doesn't apply it every one