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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 05:46 AM
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Okay, so me and this girl really are beginning to hate our statistics teachers, what would be some good ways to really get under his skin, or just a funny prank that is possible to pull w/o getting caught?

Our first idea was that he always has this one kid go get his coffee and we were thinking of just giving him some money to throw some exlax in there and watch as he runs out to drain his pipes.

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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 06:01 AM
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dont do the exlax shit, we did that to a kid in high school and his parents sent him to the emerency room when the rumor got out. Turns out some people have major problems with substances like that. Can have huge consequences beyond crapping thier pants.

Anyway, tell me why you hate him soo much and I may offer some suggestions. But as of right now I wont since you haven't supported your claim of why this guys is a dick.
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 06:25 AM
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Alright, like I'll ask him a question about something and he'll tell me he dont have time to explain, and granted thats all good, if you dont have time you dont have time, but if someone else asks a similar question like directly after me, answers it no bitching involved. Also we asked him what would be the main focus on the next test, so we knew what to study for (this girl and i) and he was just like everything, everythign since day one with this attitude, so i'm like wtf... on my way back to my car this other chick from my class is like he just told me to focus on section 5.3- 5.4.. Hes just got this attitude towards me and its not like i'm a bad student, i got all my homework turned in and poped an 85 on the last test.
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 06:45 AM
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catch him on tape talking dirty to your friend. a+!
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 07:11 AM
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Superglue his stuff to his desk? Go in early, superglue everything to his desk.
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 07:34 AM
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Have a sit down with him and your Dad and then ask him why he doesn't like you.
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Oct 15 2004, 07:34 AM
Have a sit down with him and your Dad and then ask him why he doesn't like you.
I'm guessing that the author didn't want mature, sensible advice here; he wanted to know how to act like a . . . well, you get the idea.
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:33 AM
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I just want to mess with him a little. I could care less why he doenst like me because reguardless i know i'm passing the class.
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:42 AM
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I am getting old now. 31 years, so I am officially an adult. Let me tell you I would have felt your way when I was a teen. I have to tell you to be careful. People in authority can really up your life. Here's some advice for you. DO NOT WITH PEOPLE WHO have authority over you. If you have a problem go to their superior and document everything. Learn that lesson for life.

If you got busted for a prank, you would be sent to the principal and have diciplinary action taken against you. Then it's put on your PERMANENT record.

Please don't take the risk.
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 09:09 AM
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Why not try to be the "bigger person" here? Make an appointment to see the teacher - is it a college professor or a high school teacher? When you meet with him, be polite and simply say "I get the feeling you don't like me. Is there something I've done wrong?". He'll probably say "no", but that's ok - let him know that you know he's been acting strangely toward you. Then ask whatever questions you may need to know about.

By the way, teachers hate the question "what should I study for the test" because it's almost as if you're saying "I haven't been paying attention to the stuff we've gone over". Generally, only midterms and finals are cumulative. Other tests should be on the material that's been covered since the last test. Why not try setting up your notebook or binder with dividers that helps you separate the things? This way, once you have a test & begin to go over new material, you just start a new section. Then, when test time comes again, you know the stuff that's likely to be on that test is in that latest section.

You catch more flies w/ honey than vinegar.
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