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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:22 AM
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Cool Messing With Telemarketers

telemarketers call me around 5 times a day, so this time i decide to strike back, no offence to anyone with dissability as i prob have a few myself, like sharp ass teeth

here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQq5jRFhlE

have fun
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 08:14 AM
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That's offensive and stupid.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 08:19 AM
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its all in fun.... u obviously have zero sense of humor....
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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I have plenty sense of humor. My cousin is mentally challenged and that just strikes a chord.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 08:29 AM
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I mess with them too. its all fun and games until you hurt someones feelings... which has already happened
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 08:35 AM
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The best goofing on telemarketers I see is when you say something that is so outside of their scripted conversation. It's like a robot in a cartoon with its' head spinning till it pops off.

My dad was always clever with them, explaining how he didn't need his windows washed because when they're dirty he just replaces them. Other times they were trying to offer some retirement timeshare and told him about the incredible value in it, how he would actually make money off of it, to which he explained that he has so much money, if he makes another one this year then he's gonna just go ahead and kill himself because it's just so overwhelming how rich he is.

I find that stuff pretty innocent, non-offensive and easy for everyone to enjoy
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 08:57 AM
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My old roomate kept a book of Mormon by the phone and would just start reading them excerpts. Since they are not supposed to hang-up on you, he would read to them for 5-10 minutes straight.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 09:00 AM
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Nothing beats this classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by skibum,Aug 12 2008, 10:57 AM
My old roomate kept a book of Mormon by the phone and would just start reading them excerpts. Since they are not supposed to hang-up on you, he would read to them for 5-10 minutes straight.
Now that's awesome unless you get a Mormon calling you, just to spread the word.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by skibum,Aug 12 2008, 08:57 AM
My old roomate kept a book of Mormon by the phone and would just start reading them excerpts. Since they are not supposed to hang-up on you, he would read to them for 5-10 minutes straight.
Now that is priceless... I have to borrow that idea.
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