Messing With Telemarketers
telemarketers call me around 5 times a day, so this time i decide to strike back, no offence to anyone with dissability as i prob have a few myself, like sharp ass teeth 
here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQq5jRFhlE
have fun

here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQq5jRFhlE
have fun
The best goofing on telemarketers I see is when you say something that is so outside of their scripted conversation. It's like a robot in a cartoon with its' head spinning till it pops off.
My dad was always clever with them, explaining how he didn't need his windows washed because when they're dirty he just replaces them. Other times they were trying to offer some retirement timeshare and told him about the incredible value in it, how he would actually make money off of it, to which he explained that he has so much money, if he makes another one this year then he's gonna just go ahead and kill himself because it's just so overwhelming how rich he is.
I find that stuff pretty innocent, non-offensive and easy for everyone to enjoy
My dad was always clever with them, explaining how he didn't need his windows washed because when they're dirty he just replaces them. Other times they were trying to offer some retirement timeshare and told him about the incredible value in it, how he would actually make money off of it, to which he explained that he has so much money, if he makes another one this year then he's gonna just go ahead and kill himself because it's just so overwhelming how rich he is.
I find that stuff pretty innocent, non-offensive and easy for everyone to enjoy
My old roomate kept a book of Mormon by the phone and would just start reading them excerpts. Since they are not supposed to hang-up on you, he would read to them for 5-10 minutes straight.
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Originally Posted by skibum,Aug 12 2008, 10:57 AM
My old roomate kept a book of Mormon by the phone and would just start reading them excerpts. Since they are not supposed to hang-up on you, he would read to them for 5-10 minutes straight.
Originally Posted by skibum,Aug 12 2008, 08:57 AM
My old roomate kept a book of Mormon by the phone and would just start reading them excerpts. Since they are not supposed to hang-up on you, he would read to them for 5-10 minutes straight.








