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Old May 4, 2004 | 06:07 AM
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Michael Jackson and Kmart - (old joke)

What do they have in common?


They both have little boys underwear half off.



I heard he was going to move to a city in Pennsylvania


- Du Bois
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Old May 4, 2004 | 07:30 AM
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n that dude is still making money off beatle's music
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Old May 4, 2004 | 09:46 AM
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Originally posted by S2000boi
n that dude is still making money off beatle's music
nothing wrong with that!

but molesting young boys is
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Old May 4, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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Whats the the difference between a bag and Michael Jackson?

One of them is plastic and dangerous for children
The other one carries grocerys
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Old May 4, 2004 | 02:25 PM
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haha, thats funny
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Old May 4, 2004 | 02:33 PM
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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men???


He was looking for Take-out!!!
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Old May 4, 2004 | 02:35 PM
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How do you know it's bed time at Never Never Land?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Old May 4, 2004 | 03:59 PM
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Originally posted by Quik S2K
How do you know it's bed time at Never Never Land?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Old May 4, 2004 | 04:03 PM
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Old May 4, 2004 | 04:09 PM
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