I usually yell:

"Hide the money yall! there's poor people round!"

 

I pretend to fall asleep/pass out/have a seizure & swerve into their lane. Sometimes with my head on the horn for dramatic effect

 

I had the nerve to pass someone the other day - man did he get upset (he was going below the speed limit). He actually caught up with me at a light and started yelling insults at me. I was stuck in traffic, couldn't floor it to get out of there (which usually works) so I just kind of laughed, shook my head & waited for the light to change. Maybe he didn't like that I passed him on a double line?

 

^ probably. passing legally is one thing, but people get very upset when you pass illegally..

 

[QUOTE=thebig33tuna,Nov 5 2009, 01:46 PM]^ probably.

 

you can be ticketed for obstructing the flow of traffic, but you have to be going pretty slow for a cop to bother.

 

That's a topic for a whole new post!

 

Does this really happen to you guys that often? That's ridiculous.

 

As a NRA lifetime member, hunter, bow hunter and a guy who's eight year old son has a gun / rifle collection bigger than most people, it pisses me off to read people post crap like this. Learn to fight hand to hand instead of using a gun as a crutch to defend yourself.

It takes a real man to flex his finger

 

i flex my finger when i pull the trigger!