1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights last night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,
"fortify".

14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.

15. Innuendo - I tole the bitch Robin, "it don't matter none if you
lock your front door, I just come innuendo!"

16. Omelette - If you axe me, I shudda popped a cap in that ho's ass
for what she done ... but omelette it go this time.

I am speechless....


DaRKCrow

 

I'm especially fond of the usage of "fortify". Not as good as "five dolla make you holla" but still up there

 

"five dolla make you holla"? hehehe that's a goody

 

LOL that is too funny

 

ebonics at its finest -- lol

 

LMOA

That's great stuff.

 

Haha, tight.

 

impotent--if you axe me, that dude sellin' da drug is very impotent for bisnis.

 

Hahaha... funny $hit.

 

Do you know why the Ms. Ebonics pagent was cancelled? It's because they couldn't get a contestant that would be from the state of Idaho.