you don't have to...this way works find:

 

I just think that legal action would be more fun

(and potentially profitable )

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY
[B]Monkey has had to return back to England after it turned out that he was just a puppet of the Evil One (otherwise known as AnDy_PaNdY) who was launching a vicious campaign against the good nature and public spirit of the S2000 International Board members.

After his plane touched down in Birmingham airport at 8.00am this morning, he rushed by taxi to his home in Stafford.

The following is a full transcript of the interview:





Tim Sebastian: Monkey, is it true that you are just a puppet figure of the Evil One?

Monkey: I have to admit Tim that it is 100% true.

Tim: Why is it Monkey, that you have decided to come out and tell the world at this stage?

Monkey: I felt bad that AnDy was managing to manipulate me, bribing me with bananas and peanuts, in order to use my obvious appeal for his evil intentions.

 

great work, James!!!

can't believe this is a lie started from day one.

 

Excellent work James, I knew our anti-st**k ooperatives would come up with the goods again. Poor monkey, forced into putting his name against this falsehoods I bet Andy will be cutting his crisp ration again now as punishment

 

GENTLEMEN(LADIES) OF THE JURY:

I PRESENT AS EVIDENCE AN ORIGINAL, UN-PHOTOSHOPPED RENDERING OF OUR HERO, WHO IS HOLDING AN ORIGINAL HAND-LETTERED SIGN ATTESTING TO HIS TRUE ALLEGIANCE: S-T-O-O-K. UPON REQUEST, I AM SURE HIS FRIEND, ANdY, WILL FORWARD A NOTARIZED STATEMENT OF AUTHENTICITY.

IN VIEW OF THE PROTRACTED AND INSIDIOUS TREACHERY BY THE DEFENDANTS (AKA THE JAMES GANG), WE ARE SEEKING FULL CIVIL PENALTIES AS WELL AS PUNITIVE DAMAGES FOR SLANDER OF AN INNOCENT MONKEY. I REST MY CASE, YOUR HONOR.

paS2K, esq.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by paS2K
[B]

GENTLEMEN(LADIES) OF THE JURY:

I PRESENT AS EVIDENCE AN ORIGINAL, UN-PHOTOSHOPPED RENDERING OF OUR HERO, WHO IS HOLDING AN ORIGINAL HAND-LETTERED SIGN ATTESTING TO HIS TRUE ALLEGIANCE: S-T-O-O-K. UPON REQUEST, I AM SURE HIS FRIEND, ANdY, WILL FORWARD A NOTARIZED STATEMENT OF AUTHENTICITY.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
[B]
......As Mr. Monkey himself has testified, he was coerced by Mr. AnDy_PaNdY under extreme conditions, to pose for this photograph.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by paS2K
[B]

There you go again, Mr. James!

 

OFF WITH EVERYBODY'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!!