Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others don't know the difference between shit and Shinola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits,
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.


You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times
you fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.

Shit happens.

 

imma go ahead and concur with taht shit

 

I didnt know George Carlin had an S

 

I disagree. The most versatile word is one that I can't use on this forum. Only click below if you aren't offended by

http://www.humorcafe.com/humor/lists/the_f_word.htm

 

A discussion about shit won't fly.