most politically incorrect article ever written
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most politically incorrect article ever written
Do not read if you are overly sensitive. If you can handle it you will have some laughs.
http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/foreigne...d-the-world.pdf
http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/foreigne...d-the-world.pdf
. Political correctness is over rated. Its just an excuse for people without a sense of humor to get mad.
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hahaha
hey Mikey:
CANADIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go
outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but
the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's
reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If true, this is their only interesting trait. At any
rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any
European has ever been able to do.
hey Mikey:
CANADIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go
outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but
the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's
reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If true, this is their only interesting trait. At any
rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any
European has ever been able to do.
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From: Benicia, CA
GERMANS
Racial Characteristics:
Piggish-looking, sadomasochistic automatons whose only known forms of relaxation are swilling watery beer from vast tubs and singing the idiotically repetitive verses of their porcine folk tune-both of which amusements probably hark back to a prehuman state. Germans have
never been successfully Christianized. Their language lacks any semblance of civilized speech. Their usual diet consists almost wholly of old cabbage and sections of animal intestines filled with blood and gore. Once every two or three decades, they set forth, lemming-like, on pointless military adventures during which great numbers of them are slaughtered-much to the improvement Of the world in general. Their lardy women have long, tangled masses of sticky hair under their arms, and the men shave the sides of their heads.
Good Points:
Kill a lot of French.
Racial Characteristics:
Piggish-looking, sadomasochistic automatons whose only known forms of relaxation are swilling watery beer from vast tubs and singing the idiotically repetitive verses of their porcine folk tune-both of which amusements probably hark back to a prehuman state. Germans have
never been successfully Christianized. Their language lacks any semblance of civilized speech. Their usual diet consists almost wholly of old cabbage and sections of animal intestines filled with blood and gore. Once every two or three decades, they set forth, lemming-like, on pointless military adventures during which great numbers of them are slaughtered-much to the improvement Of the world in general. Their lardy women have long, tangled masses of sticky hair under their arms, and the men shave the sides of their heads.
Good Points:
Kill a lot of French.
