most politically incorrect article ever written
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Originally Posted by my2ks2k,Sep 2 2010, 07:54 AM
hahaha
hey Mikey:
CANADIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go
outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but
the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's
reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If true, this is their only interesting trait. At any
rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any
European has ever been able to do.
hey Mikey:
CANADIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go
outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but
the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's
reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If true, this is their only interesting trait. At any
rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any
European has ever been able to do.
Don't tell anyone, I was born in the French Canadian province (specifically Montreal, Quebec). I fled the province before my 3rd birthday and moved to Toronto, though I did bring a pet French Canadian with me. We since took him out to the edge of the city and set him free in some brush at the side of the road.
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Arabs:
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They hate Jews because Jews are the only people in the world with noses uglier than their own, and they're cornering the Cadillac market so that the Hebes will have to drive Buicks.
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They hate Jews because Jews are the only people in the world with noses uglier than their own, and they're cornering the Cadillac market so that the Hebes will have to drive Buicks.
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From: Macon, GA
Originally Posted by ChefJ,Sep 1 2010, 05:16 PM
Do not read if you are overly sensitive. If you can handle it you will have some laughs.
http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/foreigne...d-the-world.pdf
http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/foreigne...d-the-world.pdf
For all of those 'American' readers, don't forget that you are a mutt - multiple descriptions apply to each of us.
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From: MAHT-O-MEDI
His book "Parliament of Whores" is old but one of my favorites.
He also used to write for Car and Driver back in the day....
But either he is losing it or I am because some of it was funny and some was just blatantly offensive. Must be me I guess.
He also used to write for Car and Driver back in the day....
But either he is losing it or I am because some of it was funny and some was just blatantly offensive. Must be me I guess.
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