Wolf

 

Two Bulls

 

Wasn't driving in an s2k, but....saw a pikachu stuffed animal in the middle of the highway. Hauled ass cause I thought the little shit was gonna thundershock me .

 

One of my friends hit a queen-size mattress at highway speed. Blew her airbags and destroyed her car. It'd fallen off of a truck ahead (it was heavy fog) and she didn't see it until it was too late.

 

Looking back at some of the stupid and gross things I did when I was younger this is probably one of them. I was driving from my friends apartment back to my dorm one night and came across a fully inflated blow up doll on the side of the road. I stopped and picked it up, and sat her in my passenger seat, and took her back to my dorm and left it beside my passed out roomate in his bed. One of the biggest laughs I have had in a while.

 

Now, that's funny!

 

An entire engine. I also saw it come out of the car and bounce around after the truck in front of us ran in to an oncoming car that crossed into our lane. The whole front doghouse of the car was gone and the engine disconnected from the tranny and was crashing around.

The wierdest part was after the accident I went toward the car that caused the crash afraid of what I might find there. It was night time and I saw this form climbing up out of the back seat with one shoe in hand. Turns out the guy driving (alone) passed out and the seat back broke during the impact and somehow he was bounced into the back seat. He was bloody, drunk (of course) and saying "dude, I can't find my other shoe." He also wanted a cigarette (which I complied with) and asked if I though the cops would come. "I imagine so," I told him, since we had already had a local call them.

 

A mattress in the fast lane - was first to find it going 75 around 1:00 AM underneath a freeway light that had apparently burned out. Had about 100 ft to react - Damn am I glad for the suspension my S has...

 

a matress, a dryer, a couple of palletes and somebody's cloths spread around the freeway

 

so sad