Let's start from the beginning, shall we? If you don't want to read this wall of text, scroll down a bit.

I was with this chick for almost 2 1/2 years. We were the typical high school sweet hearts and we always thought it would last forever. And it was working...everything was great. We moved into an apartment together on a Saturday, and then exactly seven (7) days later, meaning the very next Saturday, she decides to leave me to pursue her life's dream of becoming a like her mom.

So, after the life changing event that transpired that day I've been swimming in days of depression, and trapped in a glass box of emotion.

My ex and I had common friends. In fact, my best friend was/is dating her best friend. As you can see this is getting complicated, at least for all of us to hang out since my ex really had no intention of talking to me again, or seeing me for that matter.

Well now my best friend is getting married to her best friend. Which implies a wedding. A wedding, in which, I'm going to be in. I'm a groomsman. She's either a bridesmaid or the maid of honor, I'm not sure yet.
Regardless, she's going to be there and I'm going to be here.

Naturally, since we have such common friends, I've been hearing through the grapevine everything about my ex's whorish business. I know she slept around, got fat, is in debt, wants to quit school ect... and I recently found out that she kicked her boyfriend out of her apartment and is going to break up with him. ::Edited::
And I'm sure she always finds out everything about me.

Granted, I'm not the most mature person in the world. The wedding is on March 10th. I turn 22 on March 3rd.

I have an idea.

So I know this chick at my work. She recently got pregnant, about a month or so along. She's really hot. I'm talking like...wow.
I threw my idea at her, and she said she was down with it.

If you skipped the opening text, continue reading here.
I'm going to take a hot newly pregnant chick to my friends wedding so we can pretend it's my baby to make my ex girlfriend jealous.

Discuss.

 

You need help. Just let it go!

 

Not worth it, IMHO.

Nothing else to add from me here.

 

I think you'd be better off going alone, easier to check out the "menu"

 

Pregnant chix would mean your were cheating, which furhter implies should have left your asss.

let it go, learn from it and now it was not meant to be, your single young, and have a life ahead of you with plenty of single women.

go watch wedding crashers a couple of times!!!!!!!!!!!!

get a hot date.

 

So, you've been celilbate since the break-up? She's your EX. Let it go. What makes you think she's going to be jealous of you knocking up some babe? Think she wants to be carrying your child?

 

I should have specified. We broke up a year and a half ago. So the pregnant chick wouldn't imply that I had cheated.

I just want to make her jealous, and make her feel like crap because that's how she made me feel.

And I haven't been celibate since the break up.

 

whats a delima?, is that the name of the new nissan luxury car?

 

Basically the delima is...should I or shouldn't I. The idea is out there. The chick I want to take is for it. I guess I just wanted opinions on if it's a good idea, or if it'll work...and such.

 

you all have issues... you, your ex, and preggo mama.

be considerate of the fact that your best friend is getting married and has given you the responsibility of being one of his groom's men. he has chosen you because he trusts that you will make this extremely special day of his life that much more special. DO NOT ruin his big day and his fiance's big day by bringing unnecessary drama to their wedding. your girlfriend sounds like a crazy bitch and chances are that she will lash out like a crazy bitch when she finds out you impregnated another girl.

the wedding is not about you and it's not about your ex... it's about your best friend and his fiance. stop being selfish, suck it up, be mature, and try not to let her get under your skin. ignore her... bitches hate that more than anything.

and it isn't rude to bring a date to a wedding... so bring that girl. just don't sink to your ex's level and claim that you impregnated someone. the lie will surface and you'll look like a dumbass. i'm surprised you found someone crazy enough to agree to help you with your plan.