yea, im just busting your balls dude...personally, I think its stupid to bring a pregnant chick to a wedding. More than likely, there will be hot single girls there that you could get up on. Rather than rake in some trim at a wedding, you are choosing to bring a pregnant chick along in order to make a whoorish, fat, debt ridden, dropout... jealous when she probably doesn't give two sh1ts about you anyways...good plan

 

The idea essentially was just to take another chick and not cause a scene. Just be there with another girl, maybe it'll make my ex jealous a little, but no drama whatsoever. Then it surfaced that she was pregnant, and all the twists came rolling in. The groom knows about this 100% and knows my intentions.

I don't want to steal any of his thunder, but rather make my ex feel like crap...and I haven't had a chance to do that since she left.

Revenge dammit!

 

You're probably right.

 

Unless the pregnant chick is going blow you during your friends wedding ceremony, it's a dumb idea.

 

big time!

 

bringing this chick will probably kill your chances at scoring any women at this wedding. It sounds like her life sucks enough right now, what will making her jealous accomplish? All in all, it is a stupid plan and here's why..

1.) If you have the same friends, you ex will eventually find out that the pregnant girl you brought to the wedding was not your girl and the attempt to make her jealous only made you look more pathetic.
2.) Going to weddings when you are single is awesome and taking a date will imply you are taken.
3.) Your plan isn't a good revenge plan, I would just let it go and act as if she never existed. You're "revenge" is a re-action that women love to see...let it go.

 

I lol'd IRL.

 

Just go alone you don't need to make your ex-jealous, be the better person, no need to go down to her level. Just go there and have fun I am sure you will find single chicks at the wedding, be mature and be nice to your ex. If you want revenge kill her with kindness.

take a lot of pictures for us.

P.S make sure you look good for the wedding.

Good luck

 

Take pictures of your fat ex dancing at the wedding and post them on the internet for photoshopping fun!

 

If she does, get pics.