IS MY GIRLFRIEND POSSIBLY PREGNANT ? UPDATED!
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Originally Posted by other_vortechs2k,Apr 12 2007, 01:58 PM
This is funny stuff.
One of my friends from college met this girl, a week later they met again on a date. They hit it off, and started gettin' down to business. He would brag to me about how he didn't wear rubbers cause they were for fags...or something like that. Two weeks later, she was pregnant and wanted nothing to do with him (I think she just wanted his genes). So, he got her pregnant within three weeks of meeting her.
Moral of the story, double up on the birth control if you REALLY don't want kids. Use a rubber and give her the pill.
One of my friends from college met this girl, a week later they met again on a date. They hit it off, and started gettin' down to business. He would brag to me about how he didn't wear rubbers cause they were for fags...or something like that. Two weeks later, she was pregnant and wanted nothing to do with him (I think she just wanted his genes). So, he got her pregnant within three weeks of meeting her.
Moral of the story, double up on the birth control if you REALLY don't want kids. Use a rubber and give her the pill.
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Originally Posted by Ztopgun28,Apr 12 2007, 04:49 PM
ya but I thought the first symptom took longer than 2 weeks if she did get pregnant from that single time
You bang her, and she can wake up the next morning throwing up. For some women it's instant symptoms, for others it never happens. Everyone is different.
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Originally Posted by Ztopgun28,Apr 11 2007, 10:16 PM
So Ive been dating this girl for around 3-4 weeks. We been having sex the past 2-3 weeks, which was after her period. I know shes been on birth control pills since she was 16 and she is 28 now still taking them each morning. My buddy knows her well. Her left breast been kinda sore the past 2 weeks. But arent both breasts supposed to be sore when a girl is pregnant? She said she had one abortion in her life, but wouldnt wanna have another abortion. But she also said she not ready for a baby until later anyways. So could her pills have failed? I came in her around 5-6 times in a 3 week period. She said her left breast is sore due to her period coming back again. So am I safe? Even though she wanted me to cum in her and said Im fine cuz she is on the pill, Im still using condoms from here on out!
Yes please do get some condoms. Wouldn't want more of you wandering around operating heavy machinery.
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Awesome thread. From this guy's description of the girl, it sounds like he may be dating my ex, especially since he's in the OC. If this girl's first name begins with a K and is 8 letters long, RUN DUDE, RUN! Go to webmd.com and read about pregnancy and STDs.
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I can't believe you were banging some chick you knew for a couple weeks without a condom.
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Micheal with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Micheal with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
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I think maybe you need to keep your dick in your pants so we dont have to worry about anymore of your dumb ass posts! Did you miss Sex ed in high school or something? Push her down a flight of stairs, that should settle any issues........ Or better yet, throw yourself down a flight of stairs.