Mine got sore from pumping iron...

 

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What? Based on everything said in this thread, you should very carefully backup, sprint to your car and never ever do something like this again

 

damn. All this time I thought scot was talking about a guy's ass.

 

Pray for a boy......girls are very expencive.

 

wait wait wait......

IS SHE HOT?

lol

 

You do realize she can get pregnant just by having sex one single time right?

You make it sound like conceiving consists of a lengthy process of having sex numerous times for a set number of weeks.

While on the pill, she can get pregnant "that fast", and a hell of a lot faster even.

 

Meh,
Hot=hot enough after 2am.

 

ya but I thought the first symptom took longer than 2 weeks if she did get pregnant from that single time

 

You should just brag to your friends that you ****ed her so hard that her boobs hurt from bouncing so much.

 

This is funny stuff.

One of my friends from college met this girl, a week later they met again on a date. They hit it off, and started gettin' down to business. He would brag to me about how he didn't wear rubbers cause they were for fags...or something like that. Two weeks later, she was pregnant and wanted nothing to do with him (I think she just wanted his genes). So, he got her pregnant within three weeks of meeting her.

Moral of the story, double up on the birth control if you REALLY don't want kids. Use a rubber and give her the pill.