My new religion
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My new religion
Pastafarianism
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
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I've been a member of the Church of the F.S.M. for some time now.
May you be touched by his noodle appendage.
(I even ordered the FSM "sticker" for my car. Its like those Christian Fish metal stickers)
May you be touched by his noodle appendage.
(I even ordered the FSM "sticker" for my car. Its like those Christian Fish metal stickers)
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My favorite line:
I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
