Chen

 

Speaking of taking a shit, a few years back, I was at an NHRA event at Sears Point. I had to take shit really bad. Anyhoo, there was portapotty toward the 1/4 finish line. There was a small fence, and on that fence was a sign that said, "Do NOT cross this fence". Well, I had to take a shit really, really bad, so I said fvck it. I hopped the fence and went inside the portapotty. I was about halfway done, when John Force came fvcking roaring by at like 300 mph, I was like WTF At first, the shitter started to vibrate. The closer Force's funny car got to the shitter, the more it started to vibrate. All of a sudden WHAM the shitter started rocking back and fourth and was violently shaking. I never been so scared in all my life. I prolly never wiped my ass so quikly. I darted out of the shitter with the quickness

 

no points , no accidents , no prombles .....remember the Vtec gods are w/ me


btw omfg on all that other stuff

live and let live , and buy

as a side note i spun my car today w/ my friend " in a parking lot "

o and yes he was "white"

 

no he didn't

 

Did he start out dark?

 

he was white to start

 

I think it would be funny to watch a black man turn white

 

its more than funny its fun

 

is fun

 

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At your age, you shouldn't be hanging out with Michael Jackson too much...