At first I thought this thread had potential. Then I read midget orgy. This thread now delivers.

Set the bar for your roommates, create an obstacle course (with pictures) then time yourself running naked through it (pictures can be omited). Let them challenge your time when you go on vacation.

If you are REALLY bored you can always force them to switch rooms. Invite other friends over (provided they exist) and swap all the furniture and belongings in room 1 with room 2. Ideally do it with photographs so you can get everything right in their placement. Act completely incredulous when they return home and swear that they're halucinating. Painting the walls adds a nice touch.

Buy a pet. Give the roommate you like least a new roommate. After a month of living in a room exclusively you've got to imagine that pet won't want to be anywhere else.

Give bums a place to sleep? One roommate said no sex, he didn't say no homeless people.

Also, the roommate who said no sex in his bed, did he go into specifics? What EXACTLY constitutes sex? Find that line, and dance around it.

Do you have a budget for this? What do you really want to accomplish out of it? If it boils down to it, get some hookers, Raybans, and a lot of people, but first dance around in your underwear provided there's wood floors. Hilarity will ensue.

 

wtf?

 

my budget is only 200 bux for the rager. should buy 2 kegs, a couple handles, and as many jello shots as my fridge can hold. i live in a sf apartment so it constitues a rager because my place is so small. i was looking into getting a gogo dancer because strippers/hookers are way outta my budget. I ordered a pole from platinum stages (and yes its the swiveling one, i didnt cheap out). so hopefully it will arrive in the mail by the time this party happens. btw does anyone else own one of their poles? i am kind of worried about the placement. I dont want to rip any holes in my roof drilling through some dry wall to set up the pole.

wuts a fair price for a gogo dance for 2 hours? i think 25 bux an hour is fair. however i have not looked into it yet.

 

For 25 dollars/ hour you won't get much. Invest that 25-50 bucks into booze to get chicks drunk at your party and you'll have free gogo dancing all night long.

 

hmmm thats some good thinking. i will do that for the party.

 

May I suggest some jungle juice.. grain alcohol (if thats illegal in CA, use strong, cheap vodka), kool-aid, ice, and water. Girls prefer it greatly to beer, and you can't taste the alcohol, so they'll be drunk before you know it.. and you'll be boinking in your roommates beds before you know it.

 

isn't that a quote from Risky Business?

sometimes you just have to say "what the fuck"??? that is just my guess?

 

Great minds think alike.

 

 

marina babes will talk to guys in scooters?