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my roomates are leaving for a month

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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 02:04 PM
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Default my roomates are leaving for a month

any suggestions??? i am already planning on throwing a rageriffic super rager. also, i will be walking around the apartment naked.
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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eat their food. have sex in their beds... i'll think of more later.
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,Jun 11 2007, 03:09 PM
have sex in their beds...
Wash the sheets first (not afterward).
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 02:15 PM
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lol, one of my roomated explicity told me no sex in his bed and ordered me to stop anyone trying to do so.

but yes i will eat all his food and drink his bottled water. perhaps even take his scooter out to pick up marina babes.
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 02:30 PM
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Have a midget orgy.
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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Take pictures of his toothbrush up your bum... place it somewhere it will take him a few days to find (not very creative, but effective)

leave condom wrappers in his car.

find every picture he has of himself with someone, and replace someone else with a cutout of someone ghey (richard simmons, hasselhoff, Sanjaya)
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 03:01 PM
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i would but, midgets are not my scene. i mean i like them, but they dont like me.
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 03:12 PM
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eat food in their beds while having sex everywhere else.

You don't already walk around naked?


Rent out their rooms to hot females keep the money and take tons of picutres of the women in their rooms so they don't get mad at you and ask about the money.
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Jun 11 2007, 04:12 PM
eat food in their beds while having sex everywhere else.

You don't already walk around naked?


Rent out their rooms to hot females keep the money and take tons of picutres of the women in their rooms so they don't get mad at you and ask about the money.
good suggestions.

but i really like the last one... time to put an ad up for a couple sublets for a month... i could use the extra money...
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 03:29 PM
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trainwreck, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.
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