are you sure it's yours?

I just has the vasectomy, it's not mine.

 

Congrats man. Nothing like it. Its great. You aren't giving up anything compared to what you are getting.

 

congrats..gonna be a daddy too, myself..its so exciting. your life will change forever

 

I think that's what he's scared of.

 

yup!

 

I got my girlfriend pregnant when I was 18, so I KINDA know what you feel like. though honestly there aint sh!t I can help you with. she had a miscarriage, so in a way I was lucky on that one. especially since I'm about to marry someone else in a month.

 

chuck norris round house kick to the stomach should fix things

 

clothes hanger works, too

 

If having children doesn't ruin your social life, kiss your marriage goodbye. Well, unless you guys work really hard to hold it together.

Remember when parents tell you it's not your fault they are getting a divorce? Yeah it's all a lie.

 

Listen, I'm really sorry. We used a condom and everything.