Off-topic Talk Where overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.

naked dudes

Thread Tools
 
Old May 1, 2008 | 10:14 AM
  #21  
babyray's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 427
Likes: 0
Default

Originally Posted by MikeyCB,May 1 2008, 09:20 AM
Tuck my wang back between my legs and run around screaming with my arms flailing above my head "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Usually a tickle fight ensues and we all collapse in a big pile on the floor and we laugh and laugh.

Why, what do you to?
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 11:35 AM
  #22  
timrocks311's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,198
Likes: 0
From: Drexel Hill, PA
Default

Originally Posted by silverstonejedi,May 1 2008, 09:47 AM



If I may ask, how old are you, bro??
someone needs a sense of humor. you're upset because you missed out on all the fun with Mikey, aren't you?
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 11:45 AM
  #23  
MikeyCB's Avatar
Registered User
15 Year Member
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 9,409
Likes: 0
From: Calgary
Default

Originally Posted by Geoinerworks,May 1 2008, 10:32 AM
LOL to which I say... this only goes to prove my point!!

Its a human body people need to get over there high school mentality of nudity!
It's not an issue with nudity, it's an issue with not wanting to see something that not only doesn't attract me, but that actually find {i]unattractive[/i]. Put it in the same category as fat naked women. I want to see penises roughly equally as super fat naked women.

Here's a little chart of my level of attraction out of 10.

Clothed men = 0
Naked men = 0
My office desk = 6 (We'ev been together for some time now...)
Naked Women = 10
Medium overweight naked women = 6
Uber-fatty women = 0
Drinking Vomit = 1
Pizza Vomit = 4
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 11:55 AM
  #24  
MikeyCB's Avatar
Registered User
15 Year Member
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 9,409
Likes: 0
From: Calgary
Default

Originally Posted by timrocks311,May 1 2008, 12:35 PM
someone needs a sense of humor. you're upset because you missed out on all the fun with Mikey, aren't you?
No no, he's right. Off-topic is a serious place and we should not make jokes in here.
Next thing you know we'll be posting pictures of things like:













But we wouldn't wanna degrade this place




The problem with male nakedness is that it has to serve a purpose for me to actually be bearable by me. There is no natural inclination for me to actually want to see a penis (other than my own) so it better be a) smaller than mine and therefore good for my ego, b) somehow warning me of a fire that could serve as a threat to my life, or c) presenting me with a complimentary $100 bill. There are very few other reasons that justify one being in front of me.
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 12:07 PM
  #25  
The Raptor's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,373
Likes: 1,617
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,May 1 2008, 09:39 AM
WTF do you guys do in a locker room?
Put on underwear (or a towel) ASAP. How else would you deal with this? I Dry off in the shower stall, walk to the sink where my toilet kit is sitting on the counter, and pull out my underwear. BFD!
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 12:14 PM
  #26  
silverstonejedi's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,441
Likes: 0
From: Diamond Bar, CA
Default

Originally Posted by MikeyCB,May 1 2008, 11:55 AM
No no, he's right. Off-topic is a serious place and we should not make jokes in here.
Next thing you know we'll be posting pictures of things like:













But we wouldn't wanna degrade this place




The problem with male nakedness is that it has to serve a purpose for me to actually be bearable by me. There is no natural inclination for me to actually want to see a penis (other than my own) so it better be a) smaller than mine and therefore good for my ego, b) somehow warning me of a fire that could serve as a threat to my life, or c) presenting me with a complimentary $100 bill. There are very few other reasons that justify one being in front of me.
LMAO!!!
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 12:52 PM
  #27  
vtec9's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,106
Likes: 5
From: Connecticut
Default

Bro Code Article 39: No eye to schlong contact during a Devil's threesome.

That has been interpreted to cover all eye to schlong contact regardless of the social situation. $$$$$$ is obviously excluded. As is looking at your own willy at any time.
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 12:53 PM
  #28  
KeithM's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 59,141
Likes: 1
From: Lost in the mountains
Default

Originally Posted by MikeyCB,May 1 2008, 11:55 AM
b) somehow warning me of a fire that could serve as a threat to my life, or c) presenting me with a complimentary $100 bill. There are very few other reasons that justify one being in front of me.
LOL!

I just started cracking up at work at this entire post
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 12:57 PM
  #29  
Scot's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 17,288
Likes: 39
From: Nashville
Default

very nice posts above....

Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,May 1 2008, 11:39 AM
WTF do you guys do in a locker room?
to defend dyhpy - it is a bit odd when some old dude (it is the old guys 99% of the time) walk around the locker room with their shrivled up junk (with the full ground cover) hanging out...talking to each other at legnth with no towel around their shit at all..... very strange..... shaving naked with their ballsack bumping the counter.... put your ****ing underwear on... I don't need to see that....

If i had a cock the size of texas I would be sword fighting people in the lockeroom...
Reply
Old May 1, 2008 | 01:12 PM
  #30  
vader1's Avatar
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 11,949
Likes: 474
From: MAHT-O-MEDI
Default

Um....In the last couple weeks I watched FOrgetting Sarah Marshall and Walk Hard, both with wiener shots in them.

Can't say I enjoyed the scenes but one or two brought out a laugh. So here is a new question:

"Why is it the male nudity is shown for comedy but women are for production value?"

If you watch the theater and they flash some dude's unit, all the guys wince and look away. If it is a woman's body they focus in.

The reason is that shriveled up purple helmet is unsightly.
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:49 PM.