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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,May 1 2008, 09:20 AM
Tuck my wang back between my legs and run around screaming with my arms flailing above my head "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Usually a tickle fight ensues and we all collapse in a big pile on the floor and we laugh and laugh.
Why, what do you to?
Usually a tickle fight ensues and we all collapse in a big pile on the floor and we laugh and laugh.
Why, what do you to?
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From: Drexel Hill, PA
Originally Posted by silverstonejedi,May 1 2008, 09:47 AM
If I may ask, how old are you, bro??
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From: Calgary
Originally Posted by Geoinerworks,May 1 2008, 10:32 AM
LOL to which I say... this only goes to prove my point!!
Its a human body people need to get over there high school mentality of nudity!
Its a human body people need to get over there high school mentality of nudity!
Here's a little chart of my level of attraction out of 10.
Clothed men = 0
Naked men = 0
My office desk = 6 (We'ev been together for some time now...)
Naked Women = 10
Medium overweight naked women = 6
Uber-fatty women = 0
Drinking Vomit = 1
Pizza Vomit = 4
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From: Calgary
Originally Posted by timrocks311,May 1 2008, 12:35 PM
someone needs a sense of humor. you're upset because you missed out on all the fun with Mikey, aren't you?
Next thing you know we'll be posting pictures of things like:
But we wouldn't wanna degrade this place
The problem with male nakedness is that it has to serve a purpose for me to actually be bearable by me. There is no natural inclination for me to actually want to see a penis (other than my own) so it better be a) smaller than mine and therefore good for my ego, b) somehow warning me of a fire that could serve as a threat to my life, or c) presenting me with a complimentary $100 bill. There are very few other reasons that justify one being in front of me.
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From: La Crescenta, CA
Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,May 1 2008, 09:39 AM
WTF do you guys do in a locker room?
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From: Diamond Bar, CA
Originally Posted by MikeyCB,May 1 2008, 11:55 AM
No no, he's right. Off-topic is a serious place and we should not make jokes in here.
Next thing you know we'll be posting pictures of things like:
But we wouldn't wanna degrade this place
The problem with male nakedness is that it has to serve a purpose for me to actually be bearable by me. There is no natural inclination for me to actually want to see a penis (other than my own) so it better be a) smaller than mine and therefore good for my ego, b) somehow warning me of a fire that could serve as a threat to my life, or c) presenting me with a complimentary $100 bill. There are very few other reasons that justify one being in front of me.
Next thing you know we'll be posting pictures of things like:
But we wouldn't wanna degrade this place
The problem with male nakedness is that it has to serve a purpose for me to actually be bearable by me. There is no natural inclination for me to actually want to see a penis (other than my own) so it better be a) smaller than mine and therefore good for my ego, b) somehow warning me of a fire that could serve as a threat to my life, or c) presenting me with a complimentary $100 bill. There are very few other reasons that justify one being in front of me.
LMAO!!! 
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From: Connecticut
Bro Code Article 39: No eye to schlong contact during a Devil's threesome.
That has been interpreted to cover all eye to schlong contact regardless of the social situation. $$$$$$ is obviously excluded. As is looking at your own willy at any time.
That has been interpreted to cover all eye to schlong contact regardless of the social situation. $$$$$$ is obviously excluded. As is looking at your own willy at any time.
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From: Lost in the mountains
Originally Posted by MikeyCB,May 1 2008, 11:55 AM
b) somehow warning me of a fire that could serve as a threat to my life, or c) presenting me with a complimentary $100 bill. There are very few other reasons that justify one being in front of me.
I just started cracking up at work at this entire post
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From: Nashville
very nice posts above....
to defend dyhpy - it is a bit odd when some old dude (it is the old guys 99% of the time) walk around the locker room with their shrivled up junk (with the full ground cover) hanging out...talking to each other at legnth with no towel around their shit at all..... very strange..... shaving naked with their ballsack bumping the counter.... put your ****ing underwear on... I don't need to see that....
If i had a cock the size of texas I would be sword fighting people in the lockeroom...
Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,May 1 2008, 11:39 AM
WTF do you guys do in a locker room?
If i had a cock the size of texas I would be sword fighting people in the lockeroom...
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From: MAHT-O-MEDI
Um....In the last couple weeks I watched FOrgetting Sarah Marshall and Walk Hard, both with wiener shots in them.
Can't say I enjoyed the scenes but one or two brought out a laugh. So here is a new question:
"Why is it the male nudity is shown for comedy but women are for production value?"
If you watch the theater and they flash some dude's unit, all the guys wince and look away. If it is a woman's body they focus in.
The reason is that shriveled up purple helmet is unsightly.
Can't say I enjoyed the scenes but one or two brought out a laugh. So here is a new question:
"Why is it the male nudity is shown for comedy but women are for production value?"
If you watch the theater and they flash some dude's unit, all the guys wince and look away. If it is a woman's body they focus in.
The reason is that shriveled up purple helmet is unsightly.
